Christmas decor is in every store - yet I still have an arrangement of silk lilacs on my front door. I think I need more hours in the day...
All is not lost in this busy world... I recently heard about a website that is offering the ultimate in time savings. They will do your praying for you. And, this month, you can get a special discount on the Protestant Package - which includes one Morning Prayer, one Lord's Prayer, five Get Well Prayers and one World Peace Prayer. Every day (that you've paid for) your choices will be recited by a computer generated voice while your name is displayed on the screen. (Just to make sure that God knows who this prayer is from, I suppose.) Complete privacy is assured - although they do not guarantee that some other being besides God might hear the prayer.
Noooo, I am not kidding.
It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in man. Psalm 118:8
2 comments:
oh my word....already!?!
And that is way too funny about the prayers for sale. I wonder what their profit margins are!?!? Do you pay based upon answers?
C. Nottingham
Oh no.... you pay first.
It's just a time-saving-guilt-assuager.
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