"Genesis 1:27. God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. Genesis 1:27"
After letting each of the children recite the verse by themselves, the teacher thinks her job is finished. However, Isaac, my grandson, has this great idea...
Ike: "Mrs. ____, I can say the verse in opera."
Mrs ____: "Okay....? Go ahead."
Ike (standing as any serious opera singer would) proceeds to sing the entire verse in his best opera voice. As he sits down, another boy raises his hand.
Boy 2: "I can do it country!"
The stunned teacher listens as the country style version of Genesis 1:27 is shared with the class.
As soon as Boy 2 finishes his country-style Scripture, Ike offers the rock version.
By the time the rock version (complete with guitar motions) ends, Mrs. ____ has regained her composure and moves the class on to another subject.
|He who sings opera.... or rock.|
Thy statutes have been my songs in the house of my pilgrimage. Psalm 119:54